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Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:01:55 -0000

Bud,

About my Aunt Edna's liver, you can find a wealth of information on accidental cannibalism at
http://theconservativevoice... and
http://theunlimitedexpress....

Some pretty oureageous stuff there.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:44:00 -0000

You didn't tell me but I know it's true. I ate my mom's liver to....... Great stuff!

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:07:05 -0000

Bud,

Go easy...I still can't laugh without pain in my ribs. I am really hurting after reading that one about the grits. I did tell you that I ate my Aunt Edna's liver, didn't I? True story.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:04:14 -0000

Ack Ack,

You're 100 percent correct. Can you imagine what it must be like for the poor slob that has to empty that bag?

HELP WANTED

Nose amputee wanted for position of Director of Stench. Must be willing to empty my puke bag.

Call Dora at 999-3333-1212

An Equal Stinquituity Employer

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:59:51 -0000

You think that's bad, my folks told me I was transcended from Liver Pool and I thought that was that big glob of shit in the swimming pool! Never mind we had Liver for lunch while lounging in the pool! No one ever tied those two together.

I can 50% relate to the Clampetts, possum was a great dish but we never ate the innerds... That was the other 50% of the tail. Our small animals had to eat to. So, we killed two possums with one stone and fed the innerds to them...

Grits was never a favorite after my teeth wore out grinding the sand that came off the rocks we used to grind the corn to make the grits. My whole generation is without teeth. We wore them all out eating grits. Should have made it thinner so we could have drank it without chewing... Go figure. Just a bunch of red-necks surviving.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:50:28 -0000

She is a "Puke Bag!"

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:27:29 -0000

JackieM,

Obama fo fama banana! He shouldn't be in office - he should be impeached. The man doesn't even have a valid birth certificate!

Billy

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:16:58 -0000

JackieM,

Thanks for the compliment. I think my sense of humor came in my genes...uh oh; I don't think I worded that right. Let me try again. I think it's genetic. My father was a circus clown who traveled with a band of Mennonite gypsies. My mother met him at Red Skelton's funeral. She worked as a nurse for a doctor that performed circumcisions for extra-terrestrials from the planet BlorggghhhAaphahataaah - Glipp and occasionally for beings from the fifth moon of the planet Geggleshptu.

It's actually quite a romantic story. My Dad, who is a direct descendant of the Molavitch Bulavitch Makemeahsandwich clan from Eastern Europe, took one look at my Mom, who came from her nostrils, and immediately puked on her new $3.00 dress. I guess you could say that they fell in love at first puke. Anyway, both of them are deaf mutes, so the only way they can communicate is by pukes and farts. If my father pukes three times and then farts twice, that means "What time is dinner?" You can imagine what it must have been like for me growing up in that environment. All I heard and saw was fart, fart, puke, puke, puke, fart, puke...it was kind of like a Gastric Morse Code.

All of this is so ingrained in me that I don't even try to be funny. That can be a real curse. When I got married 300 years ago, I had a slip of tongue and said "Will you be my awful wretched wife?" And she was!

Naturally I became a conservative because I grew up with a sp sp sp speech imp imp impediment and pronounced liberal as "lipproll." I'd tell people "I'm a lipproll" and they'd do that thing with their lips; or they'd take me to a Chinese restaurant. They never had lipprolls so they always gave me shrimp rolls.

So that's the story. Pretty depressing, isn't it?

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

JackieM — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:30:35 -0000

I wasn't able to get on this site for a while but now I'm back too!

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

JackieM — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:29:46 -0000

bobcatbilly29--I agree. Obviously, they don't believe even the basics of economic theory. if they did, obama would not be in office.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

JackieM — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:27:29 -0000

bobcatbilly59, you are just hilarious! How in the hell do you do it--get me to laugh so much? LOL! Keep up the good work!

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:27:53 -0000

Ack Ack,

Dora is a schill. She is a paid blogger for UC. This is a fact.
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UC is up their fucked up tactics again. Running me around on sign in and isn't it strange that only UC gets through to my live.com address? Well, since they iniiated the war again, I guess we'll go the same route.

Urbanconservative is a FRAUD. They are a liberal website posing as conservative; collecting comments for future use against us.
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THIS SITE IS POISON
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Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:03:54 -0000

To: DISQUS, Urbandisturbative,

Why are you forcing me to log in as bobcatbilly?

Your site is as sloppy as Dora's puke! Your ethics are non-existent. YOU ARE FRAUDS. And you are morons - you banned me frm the site last month! You sent me Fatal Error links.
=============================FUCK YOU===============================

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:58:12 -0000

vesey,

Right on. For some good info in this regard, check out these links:

http://www.budshotspots.web...
http://theconservativevoice...

You sure said a lot in only 6 words! Hope you keep posting.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:52:53 -0000

Urbanconservative!

I am commenting as a Guest! Stop forcing me to comment as anyone else. I do not consider myself to be a welcome member here. Do you understand? Let me repeat it.

I DO NOT CONSIDER MYSELF A WELCOME MEMBER HERE
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Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:40:49 -0000

Ack Ack,

...and JackieM....Dora must be asleep. Sssshhhh. Let's not wake the Sleeping Mouth. Last time that happened we got a projectile vomit that came out of her ear and splattered the whole site. There's something really foul about her liberal puke. We should get her a Puke Bag...you know, like those feedbagas they use for horses. Oh my God! What happens if she takes a crap on us? We'll have to send her to Dr. Libshitz.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:18:21 -0000

Ack Ack,

See what I mean? Only UC notifications reach this address. I wonder why that is? UC must have paranormal powers.

Hey, in regard to this thread, check out http://www.theconservativev... Some interesting stuff there.

Oh, I almost forgot. UC...I rarely carry grudges, but I have one question and one statement for you.

1. Why is it that only your mail reaches my site?

2. Fuck You

Regards,

bobcatbilly59

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:08:36 -0000

Bobcatbilly, welcome back to UC. I know Dora is going to be thrilled to know you are back! LOL

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:25:44 -0000

JackieM,

Professors at Harvard are like professors everywhere. They can't "do" so they teach; and the crap they teach is pure fantasy. Harvard profs will be the last to know that the stimulus is a giant failure. And how about "Cash for Obamacare?" The healthcare package he wants will bankrupt America...forever. Of course, liberals don't care that China owns us. Pretty soon we'll all be marching around with those funny green hats; working at factories where we assemble defective products. What is the new liberal motto? "Buy Chinese?" Damn, I wish I could get one of these nurses to bring me some take-out.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:15:28 -0000

Ack Ack,

I think you may have got that wrong. "Dribbling Blubberal" has a nice ring.

Hey, good to read ya.' Where you been?

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

bobcatbilly59 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:09:18 -0000

Dora,

I tried...I really tried, but when I saw the name, I couldn't go home. So...how are you doing, Mouth? Still spewing your usual vomit; leaving it for everyone else to clean? Well, I have a pleasant surprise for you. Now that I have my fingers back and a new coat of skin, I'm confident that I can match your vulgar tongue obscenity for obscenity...oh, that's right, you don't use obscene words. Everything you write is obscene.

By the way, did you read that list at the top here? You fit the criteria perfectly, but then I guess you are proud of that. Why, Mouth, you're so full of yourself - it's hard to imagine how much space you take up - what did you weigh in at - 450? I think I'm going to change your name to Blubbermouth. Like it? Boy oh boy, this is going to be fun!

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:00:21 -0000

Joel Bowman, reporting from Taipei, Taiwan...

We've never met a statistic without split-personality disorder. Viewed in one light, for instance, losing 11,000 jobs in a month is relatively dandy for the US economy. It looks, prima facie, as though her job(less) market is bottoming out...that things could soon be on the mend. And lo, her unemployment figure even dipped, down from 10.2% to "just" 10%.

But wait just a minute, we hear those skeptics say. How could this be? How might an economy lose jobs and simultaneously witness a fall in the unemployment rate? Well, those figures don't allow for the people who are simply "defined" out of the workforce. For instance, the number of "discouraged" workers - literally people who have given up looking - increased by 53,000 to 861,000. In other words, more people "left" the official unemployed pool than joined it...even though they didn't actually find a job. Incidentally, that's the most "discouraged" workers since the recession began...which is pretty discouraging.

But why would people stop looking for a job when there's a recovery underway? Don't they watch the news? Good question. Maybe they went home for the holidays to sleep on Ma and Pa's couch...or maybe they're waiting until after Christmas to renew their efforts...maybe they're just fed up with getting knocked back...

Or maybe it's all of the above...

According to the Department of Labor report, the number of long-term unemployed (those jobless for 27 weeks and over) increased by 293,000 over the past month to 5.9 million. Two in five unemployed people now fit into the "long-term" category, up 2.7% from last month.

Statistics, you see, are rarely as straight-faced as they first appear...particularly when they end up on websites ending in "dot.gov."

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:03:40 -0000

Jackie, here is a letter from our "Oklahoma Health Care Task Force." The author is Senator (Dr. MD) Tom Coburn, Republican.

Dear Bud,

Harry Reid and Senate Democrats have proposed slashing Medicare funding by nearly $500 billion to help pay for their government takeover of health care.

Many Senate Democrats will deny the harm done to American seniors by these cuts, but you simply cannot cut $500 billion from Medicare without affecting the quality of care.

These cuts include $120 billion from the Medicare Advantage program; $150 billion for providers including hospitals, nursing homes, and hospices; and $23 billion in unspecified cuts to be overseen by a government advisory board.

American needs health care reform that lowers costs while increasing the quality of care. Please join me and my fellow Republican Senators as we try to stop these irresponsible reductions from American seniors. Sign the petition today and pass it along to five of your friends so that we may stop Harry Reid's bid for a government takeover of health care today. His plan comes with a price tag we cannot afford to pay.

Sincerely,

Dr. Tom Coburn
U.S. Senator (OK)

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:10:20 -0000

Dora, know how we conservatives spot a "Drooling Liberal?" We just find out where Obama is and look directly behind him... If we listen close enough, we can hear them lapping up on all his crap.

Re: 10 Tips on How to Spot a Liberal

AckAck — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:07:56 -0000

Mafia money, thats what the stimulus is. No where did any money go into manufacturing jobs. Manufacturing is where the permenent jobs should have been focused on. Not temporary stuff. The temporary stuff is fine when you have plenty of the permanent stuff. Otherwise, it's blowing in the wind.

Obama is not qualified to run a lawnmower. I would not allow him to mow my lawn. HE HAS NO COMMON SENSE! Like Dora and the rest of his drooling little tag alongs. His followers put me in mind of the RATS that followed the Pide Piper to their death. THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. They are nasty little rats! Billy and I talked about it a little, you know, the brainwashed segment?